Tag: draco malfoy

youputitthere:

so parse’s actual first lines in the comic are “I wouldn’t believe it if I weren’t seeing it for myself. Jack Zimmermann. At a party. Taking a selfie.” like how FUCKING DRAMATIQUE, imagine reading those same lines of dialogue in a draco malfoy voice a la tom felton or lauren lopez. 

drarryking:

accio-reyn:

drarryking:

decanthrope:

parseltonquinq:

quiddatively:

parseltonquinq:

potterslittleferret:

swade070:

Why do people make draco so promiscuous in fan fics? He literally only had one girlfriend throughout the entire series (and only one eye fucking partner [Harry]). Plus he grew up in a traditional home that probably didnt allow sex before marriage

Why do people do the same for Lucius too? Like seriously, nearly every fic I read he’s made into a sex god who lost his virginity at 13 (???????) 

THANK YOU. Like, one of the Slytherin values is traditionalism so why?? do?? people?? think?? they’re?? sex?? gods?? and?? goddesses?? like?? they?? probably?? wait?? for?? marriage?? 

the thing that boggles my mind is that Harry’s always depicted as a blushing virgin in the face of Draco’s ~prowess~ when, as we all know, Draco is a giant nerd who wouldn’t know what suave is if it bit him in the ass. when you think about it, Harry is probably the one more likely to fluster Draco because he’s a sassy little shit who I have no doubt will waggle his eyebrows at Draco from across the room and whisper dirty pick up lines in his ear at public events just to rile him up.

okay I had to reblog this again because suave!sassy!flirty!confident!Harry is what I live for and why don’t people realize this makes more sense for their characterizations 

like Harry could’ve been in Slytherin so we know he’s sly and all that, but he was put in Gryffindor, which makes him more impulsive/daring. This means there’s a 103% chance that Harry James Potter was a shameless flirt, when it came to Draco. 

I refuse to believe that the Hogwarts King of Sass was a bumbling, blushing, clumsy, mumbling virgin. 

I believe Draco could talk a mean game, but when it came time to put his money where his mouth was, it’d be a different story.

I agree with all this

I am writing a thing for this right now.

Yas. Also tag me.

(Also I’m so confused because I wrote a little paragraph story on this post but I think Tumblr never reblogged it or I deleted it or something D: )

broromini:

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”