twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

bookofandrew:

In the midst of all this negativity I’m feeling, I just remembered that yesterday a group of 13 year old boys tried to sale me a huge ass tree branch covered in flowers and when I declined one of the boys leaned over to his friend and whispered “but I thought gay guys loved plants? Did you lie to me Danny?” And that is probably one of the funniest interactions I have ever been a part of