i’m sorry i’m reblogging again, but like where did dumbledore learn to swim like that? are we to assume that dumbledore lowkey swims in the lake at Hogwarts and outswims the Giant Squid or something? is that why he’s on speaking terms with the merpeople living in the lake? so they can let him practice his Michael Phelps-like perfect breaststroke? if so, there must be groups of students that secretly watch him, bc teens are weird. these are questions that will keep me up tonight, kayla.
are we to assume that dumbledore has a ripped swimmer’s bod under that fab clothing? dumbledore disguised as a hogwarts student: i heard that dumbledore has an 8 pack. that dumbledore was shredded.
In honor of shark week I made a little comic! I know Discovery channel has slowly been moving away from educating into sensationalizing fear of sharks; so here’s a reminder to everyone that sharks are not rogue killers who crave human flesh! It’s estimated that up to 273 million sharks are killed annually by humans where as only 19 people die from shark attacks. The ocean is their home, we are the invaders.
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