adventuresinchemistry:

1. Marine Biology (have you seen a squid???? fucking gay as hell)

2. Biophysics (queering physics with bio? so gay)

3. Physical Chemistry (basically just the Olivia Newton John Physical music video played on a loop)

4. Astronomy (Sally Ride claimed space for the gays)

5. Geology (they lick rocks, need I say more?)

6. Synthetic Chemistry (name one thing the straights have ever made, i’ll wait)

7. Ecology (there’s literally a field called queer ecology so)

8. Structural Biology (x rays turn you gay)

9. Inorganic Chemistry (the rainbow flag of science with all the pretty colors)

10. Microbiology (love me some gay bacteria)

11. Math (you can’t derive heterosexuality in Boolean space)

12. Molecular and Cell Biology (MAP kinase kinase kinase kinase)

13. Analytical Chemistry (lol anal)

14. Theoretical Physics (not even straight in theory)

15. Particle Physics (particularly gay)

16. Evolutionary and Developmental Biology (the straights hate evolution, this is a fact)

17. Neuroscience (use your brain, it is gay)

Not Ranked: the social sciences because it wouldn’t be fair because they’re too gay for an accurate comparison 

Also Not Ranked: Engineering (for the straights)