New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscoverbird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.
hey!!! i saw this on twitter this morning (link for those of you who wanna see the tweet) and i haven’t seen any posts about it here so i wanted to spread the word about it since this project looks really really cool and promising and i wanna see it succeed!!
two scoops is a dating sim where you play as a young woman who just got a job at a local family owned ice cream shop, two scoops. there’s a better description on the kickstarter page (you can also just click the image to go directly to it) but in essence it’s a dating sim game with a lot of unique and diverse romance options ! here are the current ones as of now:
you can also customize the main character’s basic appearance and choose her name !
this project looks extremely promising and interesting, the artwork and style is gorgeous (here’s some backgrounds)
there’s also some stretch goals for the project including a brand new romanceable character !!
i really really wanna see this get funded, the diversity is really really refreshing especially for a dating sim, the artwork is gorgeous and i wanted to spread the word. reblog this post, tell your friends, help back it if you can, i really wanna see more games like this and i’m extremely excited to play the full thing if it gets funded !!
OH MY GOD ITS A FAT PERSON MAIN CHARACTER IN A DATING SIM WITH DARK SKINNED BLACK PEOPLE AS LOVE INTERESTS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY MONEY RIGHT NOW
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