british – sparksoffandommagic

exigetspersonal:

materassassino:

galviron:

this…is advanced brittish….

*weeping* finally… a reason to be proud of this damn country

AND IT’S A CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE, TOO. BEAUTIFUL.

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

shirosredknight:

thesoundofawesome:

officialmickrock:

I’m in love with the great British bake off

This is my personal favorite(so far)

slimed:

*someone with a british accent starts talking*

me: oh hell the fuck no