midwayinourlifesjourney:

comcast-official:

madeofgloves:

setheverman:

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

holy shit

Me, getting my man to eat me out

no!!!!!!!! don’t do this to my post!!!!!!!

tockthewatchdog:

why did they not cut to leia at all when he said this. why did they cut to han for like five straight seconds. i know we needed the jealous han reaction but i honest to god thought lando was talking to han

#those were not straight seconds

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

howlsmovingumbrellastand:

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

This is the best one yet 😂😂😂

everything think abt…. how max hargrove and beverly marsh are both butch redheads…… amazing

lesbianmikewheeler:

in this house we stan butch redheads that finn wolfhard is kind of mean to

bearu:

v fast

oriental-lady:

Captain, you really should think first

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

the first complaynts
are coming in:
jess thinks my rimes
are but a sin.
she canot see
the meme’s apeel.
the bredlik love
she does not feel.

why are you like this

the way i am
i will admitte
makes little sence:
i am a twitte.
but who is werce-
the crazy gal
or she who kepes her
as a pal?

why must you

i must becos
this simpel meme
is now my lyf,
my waking dreme.
if i should try
to speke in prose
the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

are you kidding me

i kid yu not.
i shall not tire.
to rime this way
is my desire.
the world may bern
or floode insted:
but i’ll be here
to lik some bred.

please stop

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

just yesterday
the words above
were sed by jess
who has no love
for any childe
made up of rime.
she may yet change.
i’ll give her tyme.

This is the most wholesome and perfect series of posts ever

finnwolflhard:

finn saying the same line in “IT” and “stranger things” is the best thing ever

lychii:

all I draw are DEMONS!!! new tiefling (again) for an eldritch horror dnd campaign we’re plannin

bibliophileap:

bibliophileap:

chasertiff:

erencomeoutofthebasement:

chasertiff:

chasertiff:

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

This is my legacy

#dicksoutfortomriddle

in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you

diary: stolen

pages: self-erasing

dicks: out

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX