loki, trying desperately to make small talk with the avengers: this is my son fenris he’s big and strong and i gave birth to him 🙂 hes a black wolf with glowing red eyes 🙂
peter parker, a millennial who, while not too brushed up on his norse mythology, definitely knows full well what a fursona is: okay mr. loki that’s very cool
we;re watching the avengers and bc j*ss wh*don is weak and didnt have the spine to play toxic by britney spears when loki wrecked that museum gala we did it for him and honestly? it made the movie 248375% better
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