iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

commandtower-solring-go:

kayas-wife:

tumblhurgoyf:

kayas-wife:

fluorescentwolf:

The Wordsmith.

A bard sub class based on a pun. I was actually inspired to create this after the phrase “She smithed her words into a sword, and with it wrote their epitaphs” got stuck in my head.

Commissions are open!

she aesthetic says ‘pirate’ but her word-weapons says Azorius lawmage

puns are, to the best of my knowledge, grixis

she’s a grixis plansewalker who sometimes disguises herself as an Azorius lawmage it’s canon

All im saying is that the difference between words and a sword is where you put the ’s’ and that kind of literal pedantry is very azorius

blvnk-art:

‘Come on, Ginny’s not bad,’ said George fairly, sitting down next to Fred. ‘Actually, I dunno how she got so good, seeing how we never let her play with us.’
‘She’s been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren’t looking,’ said Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient Rune books.
‘Oh,’ said George, looking mildly impressed. ‘Well, that’d explain it.‘ 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Anything is possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

colinmorgasms:

fuyunoakegata:

lotrlockedwhovian:

gregmelander:

BELOW THE SURFACE

Amazing illustrations of what might be below the surface.  At the Schusev State Museum of Architecture

*stares in awe* story ideas.

These really are beautiful… And yet my first reaction was to look for Wayne Manor and the Batcave *headdesk*

my first thought when seeing this was the silent movie metropolis, because these are basically straight out of that movie. anyway that movie scarred me for life and now i can never watch a silent movie ever again

patientvibes:

In honor of shark week I made a little comic! I know Discovery channel has slowly been moving away from educating into sensationalizing fear of sharks; so here’s a reminder to everyone that sharks are not rogue killers who crave human flesh! It’s estimated that up to 273 million sharks are killed annually by humans where as only 19 people die from shark attacks. The ocean is their home, we are the invaders. 

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