Didn’t read them all, picking random numbers 16 18 42 69

Hi anon! (That’s what I did for others too, no worries

¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
Sunny, it’s too cold at the moment for it to be wet too!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
If I said I’m not wearing any of those and am literally just in a pair of pants, is that dirty? Or am I just a lazy slob…

42. What is wrong with you right now?

I’m ill as shit, like I can’t breathe for all the snot bunging my nose up

69 (heh) Do you have any stickers on your car?

Lol no I don’t own a car I’m broke and can’t drive

I JUST REALISED YOUR URL IS SPARKS-OF-FANDOM-MAGIC. I THOUGHT IT WAS SPARKS-OFF-AND-ON-MAGIC.

I THINK I LIKE YOUR VERSION BETTER

When you get this, answer with 5 things that make you happy. Then send it to the 10 last people in your notifications anonymously!

Hi Anon!

A lot of things make me happy, but finding 5 was… weirdly hard. So many things didn’t seem enough!

1. Camping – especially efficient camping gear, like fold-away cups, and small pack sleeping bags. But mainly camping with friends, late at night when boundaries disappear and everyone is hushed and cuddling and it’s calm and perfect.

2. Surprise spiderman kisses. They’re cute and fun and I always blush lots.

3. Walking alone through nice gardens / parks with a cute outfit and good music. 11/10 makes me feel confident and content.

4. Prancing about on stage, with all the lights and the music and hearing the audience laugh at my joke.

5. Tidying up / cleaning things up with loud, often shitty, always dance-along-able, sing-along music playing. Because screaming out rap whilst washing up is the best way to wash up

Was that anon being satirical? Because I thought it was serious at first and then I saw “homosexual agenda” so now I’m not so sure

Not got a scooby Anon, but I was amused by it and replied with hopefully enough sarcasm to drown a small village. Alternatively, I have a short list of people it could be, from whom it was probably satire.

You’re a sinner and a pedophile, sparksoffandommagic. Those who advance the homosexual agenda will only succeed in burning in Hell for all eternity and you’re a disgusting pervert who faps to 10 year olds instead of NORMAL ADULTS like a normal person sicko

I mean, I vote burning in Hell because a/ it’s warm and b/ I get to play with pussy? But alas, I have played with dick! So do I float around in purgatory somewhere? Also, very well done on projecting your pedo-kink onto me. Do you feel better for getting that off your chest? I know it can be rough, but you’ll get through it. 🙂