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pikestaff:

jezi-belle:

paulsie4president:

THE GREATEST REVIEW OF OCEAN’S 8 EVER

I legit can’t decide if I think this was written by a whiny man or a delighted woman.

Update the review is here and it’s basically the best thing I’ve ever read

ahsteria:

cute names – tag yourself ♡

love: overthinker, long baths with rose petals, sad yet powerful smiles, old libraries, often found staring at the stars, hands smudged with graphite, no sleep™️

honey: messy hair, loud yet beautiful laughter, bold colors, swirly handwriting, pink lipstick, wandering through art museums, dancing for no reason, vibrant dreams

sweetheart: summer breezes, compliments everyone, probably owns a pair of overalls, tea drinker, can’t sing for shit but still does anyway, favorite type of food is dessert

cutie: likes baking, says they’re stupid but is actually really damn smart, wants pastel hair, takes really nice notes, ice cream, favorite article of clothing is an oversized hoodie, pretty eyes

darling: s o f t, fav color is either yellow or pink, lots of flowers, wants to pet a cat, sleepy, actually has time to eat breakfast, rainy days, lip gloss

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Not kinkshame but some of y’all put the nastiest shit on my dashboard. Like, I don’t really need to scroll past a video of a grown adult guy in diapers throwing up with a comment like “So fucking hot!”. Please y’all, I’m an understanding sinner, but…

People are asking who I follow to see stuff like this and some are like super old mutuals and people IRL, and the thing is they didn’t start posting this stuff. They’ve done what we all do and slowly started discovering their kinks on their blogs. So they went from putting Disney princesses on my dashboard to someone shoving their entire leg up someones ass. And what’s the protocol for that? Unfollowing them after being mutuals for like six years? No, that’s the COWARD’S way. We’ve BONDED. We’re stuck together, for better or worse. Gotta sit there on my dashboard while y’all put grown men in diapers and shit on there like:

I’m just making the observation that some of y’all are truly nasty hos.

hobnobbum:

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Waititi bye

cloudcuckoolander527:

spiritualsun:

partytilfajr:

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s.

teapotsahoy:

When ur like: “this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

theseerofdoomisunaltered:

im trying to be funny part 4 when will the terror end

jaxxgarcia:

cat-servant:

kc-anathema:

gracierainbowuniverse:

jaxxgarcia:

“i forget how we don’t pass as straight” @toomuchducky

I live for her and they’re so cute fml 😩❤️

omg I swear I’ve had students exactly like this

?? Is wearing cool hair or plaid shirts now exclusive to lesbians? I know a lot of punks and Midwest female farmers who wear the same look. Even to the baseball cap. And the leather cuff is either goth or kink, not gay… I really don’t understand why they think this means they aren’t “passing”.

I would think being an obvious couple would have more to do with it.

unclench deborah. when we make jokes about ourselves within our own community the invite doesn’t extend to you. i recommend yoga. or maybe investing in an apocalypse bunker since the lesbians are ruining all the good things for you. likes farms and kinks.

mszamil:

parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

toursuits:

let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C’mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!