ruffboijuliaburnsides:

randomthingsthatilike123:

ryaninthesky12:

gal-gadcts:

IF THIS WOMAN WASN’T GAY BEFORE SHE IS NOW

This is a GQ article that just came out and is possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Props to the interviewer for doing her level best to get Gal Godot to ‘teach her how to fight’ (read: throw her down in the sand)

https://www.gq.com/story/the-gal-gadot-next-door-profile

hi yes I’m dying

…by GOD i’m gayer for having read this

smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials

mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z

your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume