sugar-and-spite:

accio-shitpost:

seriously though why do wizards celebrate christmas other than ‘jk rowling is christian’

what reason do literal wizards have to celebrate a muggle god whose miracles are mostly within the limits of what wizards can normally do anyway

i love that the responses on this post basically boil down to

1. it’s fun

2. muggleborns

and my personal favorite

3. jesus was a wizard

yashas-strong-arms:

lunoki:

adulthoodisokay:

theotherwesley:

ja-khajay:

ja-khajay:

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

yeah

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

“that babylonian twink is king david” is perhaps the best sentence i’ve ever read

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

yelnatszeroni:

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

unicornkin:

bugcore:

You’re right and you should say it

Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia

so heres my take on this

Thank you

where’s the skeletons

i added a whole nother axis for this

OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER

eenymeenyminymutte:

squeeful:

shieldposts:

marisatomay:

jedihighcouncil:

marisatomay:

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon 

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

luckyydomino:

marvel: thor is straight in canon!

everyone:

source

enjistier:

biomerge:

LONG SWORD
GLOCK
BAT
TASER

I had to do it

incorrectcheckpleasequotes:

Lardo: What was Shitty’s advice?

Jack: Oh, you and I both know what Mother Knight would say. Take the high road. But I asked you, Lardo, because you understand vengeance.

thotpanther:

waffleconefrappe:

yonisunrider:

We need something new to argue about on the dash.

out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor

Captain America dick trash cause he be like “I don’t wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass.

Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first.

Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it’s trash and it hurt

Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically

War machine got medium dick. It is what it is.

Tchalla trynna make love to you when you’re trynna get your back blown. I mean it’s cute and it’s nice but you not trynna Be loved

Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn’t usually happen but it do

Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don’t remember doin it and you let him fuck again

Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y’all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him.

I mean it’s a no brainer