me: tries to play a neutral or lawful character
my stupid ass: inevitably falls into chaotic character actions because i can’t stop my own personality from making me act on impulse and humour
Honestly, that tends to happen so much with people it kinda makes me thing chaotic is just the human condition
Oh hot take
Author: writinginflames
this is one of those things that, if preserved akin to a shakespearean text, would need at least 2 lines worth of annotations to let the reader know tf is happening
its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.”
did you know it’s possible to complain about service errors without being angry? you can even be friendly and nice about it!
“hey, so i think i got someone else’s chicken fingers, i ordered the quesadilla. oh, the cook misread the order and has to remake it? ok, i dig, i’ll wait. you’re offering me free breadsticks while i wait? sounds good, thanks!”
DO speak up, DO be specific about the problem, DON’T be blamey or sarcastic or snippy. DO realize it may take time to fix the problem, DON’T turn down extra goods/services they offer to make it up to you.
mistakes happen. businesses have a procedure for fixing mistakes. apology items are part of that procedure; if you turn them down, it doesn’t look like you’re not mad, it looks like you’re too mad to accept their apology but too confrontation-shy to say so. i promise that when you accept the free breadsticks your server heaves a secret sigh of relief.
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
- I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow.
- It’s a good day to do what has to be done by me.
We all have that one fic that we were so excited to write, that we had a wonderful time writing, that we are really proud of….and it doesn’t get any attention.
Raise a glass to all those fics that didn’t find their audience.
Keanu Reeves as Mercutio in an 80′s production of Romeo & Juliet in Toronto.
Hell, he probably played Mercutio the first time Shakespeare did the play.
this bread tiny
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it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.
Im really sorry I wont be individually sending out bootlegs anymore, its gotten out of control and I candle handle sending that many. So heres the whole list.
Bootleg list!
Hamiltons:
Chi: https://mega.nz/#F!bhAzBTZI!tAnUqgAkZT9hGyiHo86SjQ
OBC act 1: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxB-zECBdXyaYzJKYmpUYzgxZms/view?pageId=107764289311622301479
OBC act1:https://youtu.be/kWfEv636ovk
OBC act 2: https://youtu.be/kE1Hjm0gdxY
Javilton: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B1AzwJWsq1P8LS1WWDBQelBOQVU
Edit: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B81g35-cJ5NKWGZNc3lUYU9KMXc
San Fran: https://mega.nz/#!H1JDGRIZ!HYq8YO3hNvJlwjtkGR7Z3BUrOLoXxVv_PZ-2GjAEKRY
Late 2016: https://mega.nz/#!A7ITCQ7C!8TLQpmHgMCohNtMUwp1NyVeKZZrQBPRsyRx4SLdrOnk
2016 June 19: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2wrRoCIbpufTXVVMkVaaFNWbjQ
Amélie:
Previews in LA OBC: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B69B7dONziJ9d3dQWURNcDBuQ2c/view
Samantha Barks as Amelie: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6umCrjk28wJyZjLgzpfailaStEHnXleB
Natasha Pierre and the great comet:
Broadway cast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLW2UuNzkyM
Original cast (check?): https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/mobile/folders/0B8wcy8krClcpa1JEeDQwcU5jaHM?usp=drive_web
Pippa and Dave audio: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B5NZWxVnX-anVGt3bHNfNlREUm8?usp=sharing
Scott as Pierre: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLehnj1l4vsNhyDCWhdez9itSM2HEUlHYq
Dear Evan Hansen:
OBC: http://m.bilibili.com/video/av8920130.html
OBC with intro: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzC2eRAMylIgOWlNS1RjbmxxVE0
In The heights:
OBC: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=1bIjQTWgdLA
Les Mis:
Dallas: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B3jTSYrmPjd_LVpTRGJvTDdtVWs
With Andy: https://vimeo.com/99953998
Matilda:
Broadway: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOQNdVKek-DFgRAjQgLa_XbyHGc_ea3Ys
Wicked:
OBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtdK7bMipeY&t=6s
Wicked OBC: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B8x1_K5qNzS8X0E2ZlJhWVd0clE
OBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtdK7bMipeY&t=6s
OBC Kristen’s Last: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgvfbIAaci8&t=3163s
With Aaron tveit: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-dUQwLXNOb0xOMkU
Andy audio: http://www.mediafire.com/file/vddnjdx6ic6und8/Wicked+11.21.16.zip
Australian Audio (Jemma rix): act 1: https://www.4shared.com/music/h4v2Raqjce/Wicked_Feb_4_2014_Act_1.html
Australian Audio (Jemma Rix) act 2: https://www.4shared.com/music/hlhQ6Omnba/Wicked_Feb_4_2014_Act_2.html
Heathers:
Off-broadway 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl-yT6My3ck&feature=youtu.be
OBC act 1: http://www.mediafire.com/file/bu5zmzml7h26dcf/Heathers_OOBC_Act_1.mp4
Concert readings: https://www.mediafire.com/?wdz764t35wm7m4p
21 Chump street:
Original cast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpWYecprmyk
Cursed Child:
London: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4WLP9gHkzbcLUdROHVoSlVpRU0
Spring awakening:
OBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7EN8QceszA&list=PLA2D8C2EF07E62FDF
Deaf West Act LA: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B7GQd-QkEY3kWDFnYV9rcnZIa1U
Deaf west broadway: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7GQd-QkEY3kN1UyT211b2YxR3M
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2eMC4cmnKppVVRpMjNUNmp0Z28?usp=sharing
Deaf west: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B7GQd-QkEY3kN1UyT211b2YxR3M?usp=sharing
Newsies:
OBC march 2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hb_5tveuSI&index=5&list=PLxsAhg1knv0S2tVKk22MYoWxu7lGO2u2e
Legally blonde:
Unknown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjkscx9Osmw&list=PLxsAhg1knv0S2tVKk22MYoWxu7lGO2u2e&index=41
The hunchback of Notre damn:
Micheal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKZbtLxxPfg
The Book of Mormon:
OBC: http://www.4shared.com/video/zOSiKcypba/book_of_mormon_3_1_11_OBC.html&t=YWJkMzYzNjYyNGI5NGU1OWY3NmNhNjljZjlmMjZkY2IzZTk5YTdhOCxZMTlYTUxpcA==
Ben platt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1cQUs722E&feature=youtu.be
I’ve got 3 book of mormons in this folder- https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B13LGz5DqmbpOGt6dFV2cWxKUjQ
The phantom of the opera:
OBC: https://youtu.be/w3jXBZbX3AU?list=PLtjjn_5aYCpo63xSP9hS83ug1M0EGd2LN
25th anniversary: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjk0OTMzOTgw.html
2008 London: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7wDdRBSgIuYalhDeVNvdm1OeGc
The sound of music:
Broadway revival: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTYzNjA5MDg0MA==.html?beta&
Anastasia:
Unknown: https://www.4shared.com/video/0fN6eT7uba/Anastasia.html
A new brain
With groff: https://mega.nz/#F!n1IhRDJJ!Q3MLYuVPe0HXP7ntF_EhKA
Next to normal:
OBC: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-V0RubkVSaWNaVmc
Hairspray:
Aaron tveit: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-RFU1S0c3S1J0WkU
Catch me if you can:
Unknown: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-Q3N0VjBYeE92Mlk
Rent:
Vanessa hudgens and Aaron tveit: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-NVJCU0pnUWdHZ0k
The Three Musketeers musical:
Unknown: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bx8WCXA-cAA-T3o1NVMySW9kX1U
Bent
With Andy: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByObPNucSwUVMERlN3ZLV2NibXM
If they dont work anymore, i cant fix them
Reblog to save a life
This is the best post on reddit.
We have no fear of death because we have a gesture specifically for warding it off
dobby, going commando: feeling like an extra free elf today lads
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