Ezra confirming he’s genderfluid is great, but it’s also the absolute most minor detail in this wild article
Please read this entire thing about how Ezra Miller is basically Ronan Lynch in Vermont and how he’s delivering goat babies
I need to buy an issue of this
[John Mulaney voice] You’re gonna close with genderfluid?? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said.
I have compiled a list of some of the ridiculous things said by Exra Miller in the article such as but not limited to:
– “The Juice of the Biggest Boy”
– “If I think about what [McQueen] would want me to do while wearing this coat—fucking be a midwife at a goat birth?”
– “GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU CANNOT HIDE, IT’S GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, NO ESCAPING, NO ESCAPING, GOAT BIRTH!”
– “Welcome to elementary school, you terrifying freak!”
– “I am Ezra. But you can call me Lil Baby, or Sweet Bitch.”
– “Art makes art. We are but puppets for the great art puppeteer.”
– “I don’t know about you. I’m looking for a rooster-type man.”
– “Let’s drop men like flies. I’m withit. And then let’s rehabilitate them when they’re on the ground. This is some Wonder Woman shit right here. What’s the Amazonian solution to this?”
– “Man, that is a dangle of mucus. We are definitely getting there. Sorry, not to be vivid with you.”
– “Where are you going, where are [orange caterpillar] going, where are you going?”