The weirdest thing to ever happen to me was when my bf and I were about to fuck but he didn’t have a condom so he goes downstairs and asks my roommate for one and he gets handed some shit idk and bf was like “bitch yo dick small as hell I can’t use this” and long story short my bf and my roommate had a literal dick measuring contest in the living room in front of all of my roommates with me and my roommates gf as judges
No wait I lied the weirdest thing is when I had my pet rats out and was explaining to my roommate how one of my rats was the “alpha” and the alpha is usually the oldest/strongest/has the biggest balls and my roommate was like “oh yeah???????” And proceeded to whip his dick out to assert his dominance over my rats
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