jonsnow:

*stefon voice* this movie has everything. alien makeouts. direct action. cute dogs that live. pseudoscience. custom eminem song. riz ahmed pretending to be an uncharismatic dude trying to seem charismatic. eating the rich. romcom dialogue. alien tiddies. tom hardy in a cool jacket. tom hardy in a grody sweatshirt. tom hardy covered in sweat eating a live lobster. poly triad. eating cops. slime man. tater tots. jenny slate demonstrating her non-comedic range. respect for journalism. “like a turd in the wind”. tom hardy.