wheeloffortune-design:

shitttyknights:

OMGCP characters as shit my kindergarteners have done

Bitty: while sharing at morning meeting, gives a five minute detailed description of whatever they are sharing (as opposed to the other kids’ one sentence responses)

Jack: silently struggles to open breakfast foods in the morning and never asking for help, just silently nodding when a teacher asks if he needs help

Shitty: ran out of the bathroom with his pants still down because he needed to tell me something

Lardo: the one who sits quietly but is behind like 85% of the shenanigans and is too damn smart to be honest.

Ransom: cried for two hours after being gently told not to do something

Holster: forgot that he’s bigger than the other kids and accidentally sent his friend tumbling to the ground after an overenthusiastic hug

Nursey: spilled milk all over the floor at breakfast. Just after milk was cleaned up, proceeded to spill juice in the exact same spot. 

Dex: knows how to tie his shoes and glared at me and moved his foot away when I offered to help.

Chowder: after being taught a ‘secret’ handshake, showing all the other kids and accidentally hitting one of them after getting too into it

…okay but are you talking about them as kids or as college students because