if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.
I’d just sprout 3 meters long black wings and have giant sharp teeth, goat legs and have transparent skin, you guys have no balls
why would I want balls
if i was a shapeshifter i’d go to a cafe and order a pastry and then sit down and turn into a bear
just a perfectly ordinary bear wearing glasses and a captain america t-shirt, politely eating a lemon danish and sipping a large americano
i would have a friend film people’s reactions to cherish later
I started to speculate about myself but then got sidetracked wondering how faceblindness would affect a shapeshifter?
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