To be honest though Thor probably hasn’t experienced Everyday New Yorker homes and culture that much I mean when he’s on earth he undoubtedly lives with Tony or in some other well-off embassy, and ofc he’s treated like a God so I mean. Imagine his surprise when Peter Parker gives him an apartment tour and he discovers that New Yorkers as a whole are fucking metal humans who are constantly living within 5ft of a rat and will actually throw down with a Norse God if they cut the queue to buy a pastry.
Thor: there are Dark Energies in this place…
Peter Parker: Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s just Nigel the Neighbour, he likes to smoke crack because he says it brings him closer to his fursona but if you pet him sometimes then he won’t stab you.
Thor:
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