Being portuguese is still drinking hot ass coffee under the blistering 40ºC sun as you curse at God to let Him know not even He can intimidate you
I feel undefeatable
this one time was 45º and my friend got a hot as hell espresso and I asked her ‘do you want me to get you an ice cube to put in there?’ and she looked me in the eye and said ‘it’s not real if it’s not hot’ and chugged that bad boy down and that’s real big chorizo energy
this is the rawest tag I have ever read on this website
The Portuguese and the Neapolitan have a lot in common
Lolol that’s my family with tea. It could be scorching hot outside but the first thing my parents will ask you when you come to our house is “Milk tea or red tea?”
One time some guests (of different ethnicity) were so baffled when they heard the question and said, “we don’t mind iced tea?” And my parents gave them this look of what-are-you-talking-about
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