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fuckable monsters/entities list

FUCKABLE:

• vampires (basically vanilla for monster fucking)
• mothman (one night stand ONLY and then you go and grab a coffee with him, either that or fwb)
• robots. both humanoid (mettaton) to complete robot (glados)
• big fucking gay orcs with large teeth (wlw / mlm solidarity)
• warewolves, nuff said
• not a monster but any modern variety of a plague doctor ( honerable mention)

NOT FUCKABLE!!! (NO!!!)

• frankenstein (this guy is like a brother or bff, he takes you out to a nice resteraunt after a breakup or watches bad horror movies with you). he’s your friend and he loves you
• godzilla. listen. you cant fuck godzilla. that’s just messing with nature now. cmon. godzilla is an old gay man who’s the father figure of all the monsters and he’s been married to king kong for 45 years. you can’t fuck godzilla. it’s forbidden.