yknow what it’s literal oppression that I can’t garden topless so I can be a slightly sweaty farmers tan veggie growing chicken keeping butch pinup……like where is the justice in the world when I can’t flop out my fried egg titties whilst watering a cherry tomato crop????? hmm???? I want answers
if anyone says “do it anyway” I will call my faerie garden keeping bench fetishist (she has 7 benches in a tiny garden and each bench represents a chakra) neighbour, susan, who would tell the entire village about how my fried egg titties gave her convulsions, and you can talk about your “do it anyway” attitude to her
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