garlic8reath:

garlic8reath:

I’m banning content creators from having sexual dimorphism in their fictional species until they stop being cowardly and commit to having the females be drably colored and a little bit fatter, while having the males look like they came out of Cirque du Soleil while screaming the fantasy beast equivalent to Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”

What I’m saying is… No more of this:

Because This is the New Hotness:

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