john mulaney & ned fulmer are never allowed to meet bc they will either fight to the death to prove who loves their wife more or just absolutely gush abt their wives for eternity
No, no they would fight Seinfeld wouldn’t they
seinfeld would say some shit like he did in front of both of them and ned would not hesitate to start fighting him and john would help bc he seems like the kind of friend to just be like “Well This Is Happening. Guess I Gotta Kick An Old Man’s Ass”
then they would sit down for some coffee and talk about how great their wives are
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