*literally anything out of the ordinary happens on Asgard*
Thor, without hesitation or need of context: Loki
#even Frigga doesn’t argue #she’s like go #go take care of whatever mess your punk little brother caused this time #even when he’s locked in his room he causes trouble #why am I even surprised anymore
“Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki’s fault. It saves a lot of time.”



