meepmorpperaltiago:

flame-cat:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

Just remembered I have a pretty funny story related to this. It’s 2013, I’m in Year 11, and like most of the internet, our entire school is completely obsessed with ASDF movies – you can’t go anywhere without hearing ‘throw the cheese!’ or ‘die potato!’ or the example above, ‘I baked you a pie’ ‘what flavour?’ ‘PIE FLAVOUR’. We basically spoke in quotes from these videos. So, we go into our GCSE French listening exam, which was one of our first exams of that year, so obviously it was v v serious and a v big deal and obviously we had to be absolutely and completely silent for the entire hour and a half or however long it was. In the first question, we had to listen to the phrases and check which ones were correct. So we silently shuffle in with pale faces, sit down, open our papers to the first page with trembling hands and what do you think the first thing we see is?

‘I like trains’

I have never seen a class full of kids straining so hard to hold in their laughter, probably to the complete confusion of our invigilator – I heard one kid in another classroom actually burst out laughing and not doing the same thing for the next hour and a half was harder than any of the exams we took that year.