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Thoughts from @marfacat:

Everybody likes to portray Germany as like this responsible adult but the man is younger than AMERICA and was raised by PRUSSIA. I feel like he’s just super extra about everything

Prussia: Ludwig why are you holding a funeral in the backyard…?

Germany: *solemnly* It was the best shirt I ever had. 

Prussia: LUDDY WHY ARE YOU MICROWAVING RAW POTATOES 

Germany: Only the strong will not explode. It’s natural selection. 

Prussia: I’m back– 

Germany: You were gone five minutes longer that you said you would be. You’re a failure and a disgrace to this household. I had to feed your dogs for you, and I finished all of your chores. You’re tearing this family apart.

Prussia: Jesus Christ I was GETTING GROCERIES