prettybearlet:

ravel-puzzlewell:

after my recent visit to France I have to kinkshame some classic french sculptors. This is a statue in foyer of Paleontology museum in Paris (Galeries d’Anatomie comparée et de Paléontologie) 

I mean, what the fuck. They asked for a brutal struggle of man vs nature and got that orgasmic twink being choked by daddy orangutan

Then in the courtyard of Lyon’s museum of fine arts (Musée des Beaux-Arts de Lyon) there’s a statue of goddamn anime tentacle porn

Look at that bulge, for crying out loud.

OH MY HECKING HECK