eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

people are always talkin about their future spouses…. i wonder what my future husband is having for dinner this, is my future wife already snuggled up in bed? that……. @ the lucky bastard who’s gonna fall in love with me: it’s 11 pm, i’m covered in dirt, there’s definitely a couple worms in my hair, and i’m YOUR wife, bitch

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