gentsmaster3000:

ectoviolet:

maxiesatanofficial:

memeufacturing:

did the aliens from star wars just enjoy that band in the cantina playing the exact same fucking song over and over again or was it a situation like that diner with Whats New Pussycat on repeat

considering that han solo was in that cantina, I think we all know the answer

and then when i was about to request the song for the seventh time, my buddy chewbacca, genius that he is, stopped me and said “rrrRrrrghghghhHh”. and that is when the afternoon went from good to great.

The fourth time it plays, you’re thinking Woah, Someone just played cantina band 4 times or someone just played it twice and its a really long song

We’re watching the entire diner at this point. We’re staring this one guy, Greedo, and he’s sitting in his booth and his hand is shaking, while his stupid bounty prices jump around. He’s been onto us from the beginning and he’s staring at his blaster like this. He has this look on his face like ‘aww,’ like he just got his 30 day chip from Jabba. And the fourth play fades out. It’s dead quiet. And then, I don’t know if you know this…but the song begins very subtly – BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM and Greedo pounds on the table, comes at me, and blaster shots flew everywhere and it was faaantastic