fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me
-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-
“AS LONG AS YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, MEN WILL WANT TO MATE WITH YOU”
“Rich people don’t need to breathe. Who needs air when I have another man’s money?” I’m dying this is the best thing I’ve seen today
“since it’s simlpy for the dick, we have to do it.”
this woman is iconic
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