Team Rocket: We’re gonna steal everyone’s Pokemon!
Team Aqua: We plan to flood the entire world!
Team Magma: Fuck those guys. We’re getting rid of all the water in the world!
Team Galactic: What do you say to completely destroying and then recreating the entire universe?
Team Plasma: We’re going to awaken the legendary dragons and use them to destroy the world.
Team Flare: Everybody and everything is going to be killed off forever except for us.
Team Skull: lmao what up dude we have rap wanna join