fireshootingstar:

AU where what you write in your skin appears in your soulmate skin too

Person A: *writes “I’m an idiot” on his arm

Next morning

Person A: *wakes up to find a huge dick in the forehead, the eyes are the balls*

Person A: *writes on arm* are you serious? You know you have to leave the house with a dick in your face too, right?

Person B: *writes in arm* Bitch I never had any integrity to protect, suffer.