https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/sparksoffandommagic/164680732971/tumblr_oawsop86eC1r9xhph?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://sparksoffandommagic.tumblr.com/post/164680732971/audio_player_iframe/sparksoffandommagic/tumblr_oawsop86eC1r9xhph?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsparksoffandommagic%2F164680732971%2Ftumblr_oawsop86eC1r9xhph

effington:

jacobtheloofah:

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

The emotional journey of this post is unrivaled
1. Seeing it’s an audio post (feeling: wary)
2. Reading the text (feeling: it’s funny now)
3. Remembering it’s an audio post (feeling: extremely wary)
4. Pressing play on the audio post, hearing his voice (feeling: wariness intensifies, transforms into fear, disgust)
5. First hard-to-pronounce word said with effortless certainty (feeling: joy)
6. Final impossible word enunciated to perfection (feeling: joy, giddiness)