fun gender neutral ways to greet your friends!

lamsandjeffmadstrash:

absolxguardian:

mingesu:

smarmyanarchist:

smarmyanarchist:

• ‘sup fuckers
• whats good u fuckin homestucks
• yall figure out how to hex the ruling class yet or do we gotta go over the basics again?
• guess what i stole!!!
• alright, who summoned the eldritch monstrosity in the closet
• shut the fuck up none of you are gamers
• WHOOOO’S READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBLEEE

some more:

-our combined ages are more than old enough to be dead did you ever think about that
-calling all hipsters
-don’t even get me STARTED on that new meme, i swear to god, the kind of day i have had-
-move im gay
-aint none of your goddamn business where ive been
-greetings fellow sinners
-its ok im here we can start now

@lightgaiaa

-cool dudes

-fucks who have to save the world

– “sup heteroes”

– “I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WIH KAYTLIN YESTERDAY”

– “what do you want you fucking troll”

– just give the most inhuman screech you can manage