suninthetwelfth:

astrolofae:

themanicnami:

foxrodgames:

liminy-lemony:

foxrat:

“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“You know what? Shut up that’s why” is the perfect summary of my character.

“I think you know, my STIs are acting up…”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

“I’m sorry, I don’t give a shit” yep petty accurate

“You know why, Bob!? Yolo. Yolo…” Well if that isn’t the most Sag Mars thing you’ve ever heard

for the last time, i watched porn instead!!