aeryastark:

fellytones:

imagine wizarding universities tho

• dodging ppl landing/taking off on their brooms
• also the assholes that fly too low
• muggleborns that still prefer skateboards/bikes
• floo rush hours
• when ppl stand around in the fireplace instead of immediately moving out of the way
• running late but not being allowed to apparate bc several hundred times people miss their mark and land right in the middle of a class
• being near that one person that smells v strongly like the magic equivalent of weed
• when ppl bring their kids and they fuck shit up have accidental magic
• muggleborns taking ge muggle studies and wanting to fight the outdated instructor
• so many oral exams good god
• you mourn the fact that time turners were destroyed while you’re trying to finish an essay 10 minutes before class
• buying your own potions ingredients?? $ y $ i $ k $ e $ s $
• trying to find books for research but they’re always floating around and incorrectly reshelving themselves
• accio was banned in the library but everyone uses it anyway
• ppl just have to practice constant vigilance to avoid the books flying to the spellcaster
• the magic fucks w the phone signal and wifi
• half the teachers dont accept typed work
• getting lost on campus but the maps keep telling you different things
• trying to have a snack but the chocolate frog gets away
• accidentally bringing weasley’s wizard wheezes as a snack
• comes to class 15 minutes late with pumpkin frappuccino

imagine the magical uni classes tho

• spell weaving majors which is like astrophysics or smth
• the magical equations which have a thousand rules that don’t even apply half the time and the you can tell a spell-weave major because they tend to avoid using magic out of complete frustration of anything to do with spells. they will legit walk an hour instead of apparate after that one class of Discovering Magical Transportation that ruins it for everyone
• wandless magic majors are stereotyped as the hippies of the uni
• most of them believe in connecting to their magical/spiritual side to fully embrace the naturalness of magic without trying to structure it with spells and wands. this also includes a lot of weed. (spell-weave majors HATE them)
• ritual majors, one of the most dangerous. think chemistry on crack
• one wrong rune in a ritual and you’re stuck forever with hawk eyes instead of correcting eyesight, or with transparent skin (and wasn’t that kid a sight to behold), one dude got stuck in a alternative dimension for a month. to take rituals you have to first have a bachelor of runes AND a strong understanding of magical theory and crafting. the brainiacs of the school and also tend to maniacs. (everyone knows of the illegal shit they do but they’re all too smart not to get away with it)
• astronomy majors are seen as drop-outs in the making
• supposedly the “easy” major these kids have to stay up all night every night and spend the rest of the time begging their spell-craft friends to make them accurate magical glasses that allow them to see the stars in the day or through the clouds. (muggleborns already have that shit sorted with the internet and always excel in this study). astronomy majors are also acknowledged to hold the wildest parties because they can stay up all night. but the position of the caster in terms of the universe effects the magic and they have to work closely with the ritual majors too. don’t underestimate them. 
• magic-crafting majors infuse objects with magic and invent shit
• the craziest, wackiest thinkers. wayyyyy outside the box thinking. crazy shit goes down. and half the time they try and one up each other by making useless but random inventions. the professors pretend to be sick of them all but secretly love the madness. 
• potion majors are badasses (if only because they survived snape)
• people are carful how to talk to them because these guys will respond to anything with “was that a dare? bECAUSE I WILL DO IT!!!! watch me bitch. try and challenge me again *rolls up sleeves*” also could be utter pricks that snape favoured and got to uni to realise they don’t know shit. but a lot of the people to take potion classes want to become healers.
• healing majors are kind but will have no bullshit
• you think you can call your healer friend to deal with the fall out of an experiment gone wrong? a duel that broke out? you’ll be thinking twice on calling on them even to save your life because sure they’ll heal you but the Lecture™ of your Life. no exaggeration. the Mum Friend™.
• magical art majors are literally the same as any muggle art major 
• nuff said
• history majors tend to move into runes, rituals and ancient magic studies
• because DEAR MERLIN DID YOU SEE THE SHIT MORGAN LE FAY COULD DO??? and damn if you could sit in history class learning about the epicness of egyption curses, the mystery of avalon’s weather magic, the ward magic sewn together by the founders and then not even attempt to learn how to do it. most people double major history with an ancient magic subject.
• ancient magic is filled with enthusiastic first years and dead eye seniors
• like yes. awesome magic. it’s epic. its exciting. you also have to prepare for months to cast anything because it’s all about group casting and no one can cooperate for shit. the group projects man. the death of all ancient magic students.
• magizoologist majors are the class clowns
• and if you think crazy ass creatures aren’t released for the lols every week you would be wrong. too many hagrids man. wayyyy too many.