Question: What are the best book titles ever?

boots3697:

mysharona1987:

notimpossiblejustabitunlikely:

mysharona1987:

My choices:

“I Shall Wear Midnight” by Terry Pratchett

“John Dies at the End.” by David Wong

“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” by  Seth Grahame-Smith

“I Still Miss My Man, But My Aim is Getting Better” by Sarah Shankman.

I do like smart-ass book titles.

I think John Dies at the End might have been beaten by its sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don’t Touch It.

If I’m not limited to books I’ve actually read, I nominate The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. Sticking to only books I’ve read, We Have Always Lived in the Castle entranced me the moment I first saw it.

“John Dies at the End” is better, IMO. Short, simple and to the point.

And then he doesn’t actually, you know, die at the end.

The title itself is a mind-fuck.

I’m gonna place a bet for “Optimists die first”