Okay, just asking for your personal opinion here – do you think Jane Austen masturbated? I mean, it’s still uncertain whether or not she died a virgin, but if so do you think she had much sexual understanding? I know they were uptight about that shit but I would’ve thought she was clever enough to take control. I mean know the Bronte’s definitely were familiar with the clit but they were more rural and more free to explore their wild sides. I don’t know, what do you think? Thanks.

professorspork:

notbecauseofvictories:

what

#IN WHAT WAY COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE ANY INSIGHT INTO THIS QUESTION #WHY HAS IT BEEN SENT TO ME #WHO THINKS I KNOW ABOUT THE PRIVATE SEXYTIME HABITS OF LITERARY FIGURES #“I know the brontes definitely were familiar with the clit—” HOW #DID YOU OUIJI BOARD CHARLOTTE BRONTE JUST TO FIND OUT IF SHE LIKED FLICKING THE BEAN BECAUSE #HONESTLY THAT’S WHAT FIRST CAME TO MIND #AND IF YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SPIRIT WORLD I HAVE OTHER QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE ANSWERED #NOT THIS ONE #I’M GOOD WITH NOT HAVING THIS ONE ANSWERED #WE SHOULD JUST LET THIS ONE GO

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