Things only in Hetalia

nikkilaurinaitis:

carnival-of-shadowland:

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D’arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

– Knowing suddenly more random history facts then the birthdays of your own family

– AUF WIEDERSEHEN SWEETHEART

– Every fucking possible ship

– Where we are at it shipping nations

– Canon genderbents

– Prussia is not dead

– What I found under a video and found slightly disturbing everyone has one detailed plan to take over the world (That video wasn’t even about Hetalia)

– That we basically claimed the Stereotypes song and Gay or European as our theme songs (with some minor dark songs)

– Incest yes or no

– It started with GerIta or some other harmless ship, now you suddenly ship everyone

– Psychologically analyzing if you now should pity and cuddle Russia or be scared (I am still not sure he’s such a conflicting character wtf)

– Prussia is so annoying and bland *after reading the manga* He might just be the most complex character in the series what

– An intense love hate relationship with George DeValier

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