• An entire religion based on a character.
• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.
• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse
• 23.5
• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D’arc
• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.
• Russia’s hands.
• 2p Hetalia
• The elusive 3p Hetalia
• Fucking micronations
• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office
• Gay Countries™
• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta
• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids
• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)
• Ace-ing history class
• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country
• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character
• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else
• Dark Lord Hima
• Studio Dean Animation
– Knowing suddenly more random history facts then the birthdays of your own family
– AUF WIEDERSEHEN SWEETHEART
– Every fucking possible ship
– Where we are at it shipping nations
– Canon genderbents
– Prussia is not dead
– What I found under a video and found slightly disturbing everyone has one detailed plan to take over the world (That video wasn’t even about Hetalia)
– That we basically claimed the Stereotypes song and Gay or European as our theme songs (with some minor dark songs)
– Incest yes or no
– It started with GerIta or some other harmless ship, now you suddenly ship everyone
– Psychologically analyzing if you now should pity and cuddle Russia or be scared (I am still not sure he’s such a conflicting character wtf)
– Prussia is so annoying and bland *after reading the manga* He might just be the most complex character in the series what
– An intense love hate relationship with George DeValier