“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”
“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”
“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”
“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”
“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”
“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”
“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”
“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”
“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”
“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”
“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”