cruel intentions → sentence meme

historindies:

CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

• _{❝You amaze me.❞}
• _{❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞}
• _{❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞}
• _{❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞}
• _{❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞}
• _{❝What shall we toast to?❞}
• _{❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞}
• _{❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞}
• _{❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞}
• _{❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞}
• _{❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞}
• _{❝Tastes good.❞}
• _{❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞}
• _{❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞}
• _{❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞}
• _{❝Are you a lesbian?❞}
• _{❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞}
• _{❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞}
• _{❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞}
• _{❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞}
• _{❝I’m impressed.❞}
• _{❝Well, I’m in love.❞}
• _{❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞}
• _{❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞}
• _{❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞}
• _{❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞}
• _{❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞}
• _{❝Fucking idiot…❞}
• _{❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞}
• _{❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞}
• _{❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞}
• _{❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞}
• _{❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞}
• _{❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞}
• _{❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞}
• _{❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞}
• _{❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞}
• _{❝And how are things down under?❞}
• _{❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞}
• _{❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞}
• ❝

  What are the terms?❞

• _{❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞}
• _{❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞}
• _{❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞}
• _{❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞}
• _{❝Why can’t we be together?❞}
• _{❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞}
• _{❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞}
• _{❝I can be sexy!❞}
• _{❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞}
• _{❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞}
• _{❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞}
• _{❝What happened to us?❞}
• _{❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞}

• ❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞

• ❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞

• ❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞

• ❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
  

• ❝It’s not like you have a husband – unless you’re married to Jesus.❞

• ❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞

• ❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞

• ❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞

• ❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞

• ❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞

• ❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞

• ❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞

• ❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞

• ❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞

• ❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞

• ❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞

• ❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞

• ❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞

• ❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞

• ❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞