imastupidlamb:

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “We’re making out”, we say “I’m teaching him some poetry” and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “It is destiny my love.. destiny and chicken” and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “I don’t know”, we say “He is in the tavern” and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “I don’t understand”, we say very angry “It’s sorcery!!!”and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “Do you wanna fight?”, we say “Are you threatening me with a spoon? and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “I need help”, we say “where is Merlin?” and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “rise and shine”, we say “Shake a leg! Up and at ‘em! Let’s have you lazy daisy” and I think thats beautiful.

• In Merlinian, we don’t say “I have money”, we say “my goooooold” and I think thats beautiful.