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A small part of me that takes great pleasure in seeing Jack having awkward talks with his teammates and hopes the trend continues.

Like imagine:

Jack: My boyfriend was wondering if you would like to come for dinner, since he has heard so much about you and…
Tater *outraged and on the verge of tears*: You end things with girlfriend who made pies? Why!?!? She made you happy Zimboni and she made us best pie! So much pie.
Jack *sigh*: Actually…

Poots: Oh! So Bitty isn’t single… that’s a shame.
I really wanted to ask him out.
Jack *eyebrow twitch, full on unimpressed face*: Ha. Ha… Don’t.

(Etc, feel free to add more)

Snowy: That explains that time we found a naked guy at your apartment.
Jack *internally screaming*: Actually, that’s not my boyfriend but my best friend.
Snowy: Right… is it the guy who had a spreadsheet about your butt?
Jack: No that’s because, actually I don’t know why he had one this time.
Snowy: The guy you were wrestling with on the floor?
Jack *face palming*

“Wow considering we thought you were low key fooling around with at least 3 hot hockey players plus that pie-baking goddess you claimed was “just a friend” we are really intrigued to find out what kind of guy could lock you down as a boyfriend!“

Jack “why do my teammates always think I’m a player” Zimmermann just wants a quiet night in with hand holding and pie.

“So you’re dating the pie guy.”

“Yes.”

“But that’s NOT the guy on your old team who made the ‘Marry Me Jack Zimmermann’ sign and waves it around at games.” (I.e. Any given SMH member, depending on the day)

*sigh* “No.”

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