nursey-nursey-please:

headcanon that holster’s dad is like 5’4" and his mom is like 5’8" and no one knows how the fuck he got so big like what kind of goliath shit

(relative at his bar mitzvah: “what are you feeding that boy, judy?”

holsters mom: “i dont know carol all he does is drink coke and eat doritos and watch west side story eight times a day”)