signs as snk quotes

clannads:

aries: also, eren’s ass is hanging out

taurus: the reasoning is beyond me. why are you eating that potato?

gemini: that sound was sasha’s fart, sir

cancer: what, you were busy enjoying a sweet long dumb or something?

leo: ram your blade up their assholes!

virgo: she’s an angel! a goddess! one day my wife

libra: look around, eren… at all these big ass trees

scorpio: i certainly don’t remember raising this kind of kid…

sagittarius: i only came here to take a shit!

capricorn: 

that beautiful bastard!

aquarius: maybe… he’s trying to take a shit, but the shit just won’t come out

pisces: well, i’m in deep shit…