teacupsandcyanide:

tookpillskisseddaenerys:

sansasparkles:

pride and prejudice parks and rec au

• [charles bingley voice] jane bennet! 😀
• ‘oh jane. you’re too beautiful to be funny. it’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.’
• [lydia and kitty voices] treat. yo. self.
• mary bennet is april
• caroline bingley is a punk ass book jockey
• [whickham voice] i am fl-u-UUUSHH-ed with caa-AAA-ssh
• mr collins is jerry
• darcy is the ice clown whose ice town cost him his town crown
• ‘it’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now lizzie’ ‘THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER’
• mr bennet once got a hernia and refused to move for 12 hours

[darcy voice] GEORGE WICKHAM HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIIIIIIFE

[wickham voice] LIZZIE B, you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. brighton. girls. dancing. naked. DARCY? argument, swordfight, FLEEING THE SCENE, hiding in a ditch. coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because [sings] tech-nically I’m HOOOOME-LESS. i’mma hit the couch u know where I be