when my roommate’s brother was still in law school he got real power hungry and one night almost sued a waffle restaurant across the street bc his apartment smelled like waffle and he was like…i’m gon b a lawyer i could do this. like he called his mom and outlined the plan in detail sdfkjsdhfk anyway that’s shitty

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH 

law school: why do u want to be here

shitty, externally: i’m fascinated by the intricacies of law and how it could be used to help those who are less fortunate

shitty, internally: i,m gonna take down that fuckcgin waffle stand if it’s the last thing i do with God as My Witness i will not rest unt