tostadasheep:

pugletto:

dancingmantis:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

THE PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE I’M BABYSITTING FOR HAVE VEGAN CHOCOLATE MEAL REPLACEMENT POWDER MADE OF BUZZWORD-FOODS, ONE OF THE FIRST INGREDIENTS IS CORDYCEPS.

I TRIED SOME.

IT IS TERRIBLE???

Overlook my   lack   of judgement. 

 The powder  is  excellent. 

The powder  is  health-providing.  

I feel   energized.

 I must  climb  a  tree  and  remain   there.

T r u s t    t h e     p o w d e r.

Cordyceps is the fungus that turns ants into zombies, FYI

suburban moms is the reason the apocalyse happened in the last of us 

My mom used to drink this and the chocolate kind tasted like death but the vanilla kind was… Okay? I guess. It was drinkable, you know? But not the chocolate. Never again

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